Jeremy “feckin” Kyle

Jeremy fecking Kyle , Jeremy fecking Kyle
who do you think your fooling with that cheap formica smile?
Sitting on the steps there with your tests for DNA
Rejoicing in the ratings that are climbing up today.

Jeremy feckin Kyle Jeremy feckin Kyle
You preach down to your guest and tell the they’re all in denial
That their kids are out of control and the systems not to blame
But family destruction is your lurid little game

Jeremy fecking Kyle , Jeremy fecking Kyle
You lie beneath the surface like a sneaky crocodile
Then attack with lie detector tests lawyers courts and trials.

Jeremy feckin Kyle ,Jeremy feckin Kyle
You tried to copy Springer, but you just don’t have his style
He was a mayor of Cincinatti and the King of Talk Show hosts
You’re the Queen of dreary daytime drama Its your one and only boast

Jeremy feckin Kyle , Jeremy feckin Kyle
Go live on social welfare then come back in a while
Survive without your salary champagne and limousines
Without your fattened pheasants and your fat designer jeans.

Jeremy feckin Kyle, Jeremy feckin Kyle
Get off our televisions , interfering with our childs
I’d rather get a dose of piles or eat ceramic kitchen tiles
Than listen to you jabbering , my blood  begins to boil
Jeremy feckin Kyle ,Jeremy feckin Kyle
Who do you think you’re fooling with that cheap formica smile ?

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